Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Dealbreakers

I don't know who I will eventually end up with, but I know who I will not end up with. Here are some examples from the recent dates that I have been on. (I really hope that none of them read this blog...)

1. No Drivers License
I'm think that by 22 you should have learned how to drive. I do not know the protocol for driving my date around. And getting excited about your permit 6+ years too late does not impress me.

2. 70s Mustache
Ok, so this might have occurred while on a blind date, but if I wished that I were blind, it's not a good sign. And no, I don't care that you're growing your stache for your SA-WEET Halloween costume of Mario... I also do not care if this comes back in fashion. Not attractive.

3. No Personality
This may be harder to define, but when the conversation comes to a halt at least 10 times, there is no saving grace for this date. Asking questions like "so you like music, right?" are not good date questions...

4. Awkward hugs
I guess this probably shouldn't be a dealbreaker, but if at the end of the date has a hug where you cannot breathe, that's also not a good sign.

1 comment:

Elizabeth Downie said...

Hahahaha!! I love this post. Too funny. Especially numbers 1 and 2. A mustache!!