Law School is pretty frustrating - I mean, all I do is read about cases and write memos and briefs. However... there are some good moments. Here are some of the funny quotes from this semesterl:
"They're pretty comparable - children and insane people"
"He wasn't in a 'get-your-face-punched line'"
"Is basic religious belief a precursor for insanity?"
"We don't arrest people for being creepy ... yet"
"No jolly ranchers allowed"
"How many drinks is one too many? ONE!" (Only at BYU)
"It's fun and disgusting"
(to student) "You're on a first date" (student) "This really is hypothetical"
"It's good to be terrified"
"If you talk like a valley-girl, we'll explode"
"Although the plaintiff's body ignited into a fire ball, he miraculously survived the incident"
"While hunting, defendant mistook his friend for a turkey and shot him dead"
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