The Only Advice I Need

My family went to Greenfield Village in Dearborn, Michigan to check out the "Holiday Nights" events. As we strolled through the gift shop, I spotted this gem:


Not that I really need any advice to be the best at everything, I thought I'd flip through the pages. That's when I saw this:



I thought this was absolutely perfect. I often convince people of many things without even knowing what I'm talking about. All I need to add are some oxymorons.

Greenfield Village was a blast. And now I can improve my "being the best at everything," so all in all, a good night.